With no small irony, the politico has been elected to an influential cross-party committee which will hold the government to account over its Brexit strategies (yet to be revealed). Michael Gove meanwhile hoved into view at Number Two this week after the somewhat shameless politician returned to public life after he was sacked by Theresa May in July, who told him to “go and learn about loyalty on the backbenches” after his treacherous treatment of fellow Brexiteer Boris Johnson. Cue his visage being shredded the length and breadth of Britain. ![]() He’s now said he will stand in the by-election for his former seat as an independent – and is being backed by Ukip as a result. He added: “Everyone knows where Kettering is, it’s famous as the home of Weetabix.”Ĭome on Lindsay, do your festive duty and the shredding will stop as our Christmas gift to you – you might even get some free breakfast.Ĭrash-landing at Number Three is however Zac Goldsmith, who resigned as the Tory MP for Richmond Park this week in protest over the government’s decision to approve a third runway at Heathrow. The Mean Girls star is now being implored by local MP Philip Hollobone to “get on a train to Kettering” and “fulfil her promise” to switch on the Northamptonshire town’s Yuletide display. However, the town’s council has not been able to reach her since, and the 24th November lights switch-on date is looming. The Hollywood bad girl agreed to turn on Kettering’s Christmas lights as an apology after she posted an “offensive” tweet about the town on EU Referendum night back in June, saying: “Sorry, but Kettering where are you?” We can also reveal fellow American Lindsay Lohan is straight into the Snapfax Shred charts at Number Four this week. No, this time, it’s because it seems he’s been fibbing about having a 2.8 handicap at golf. It’s not because he keeps saying that all polls and media are biased against him, or his misogyny, alleged sexual assaults, racism, etc. Talking of which, shagpile-haired Donald Trump makes a return to our chart at Number Five – or maybe we’ve rigged our stats too? ![]() In fact, we’ve seen so many frantic dashes to the shredder, that there are friction burns on office carpets nationwide. ![]() Once again, we’ve been satisfying the voracious appetite of our fax machine fed from the internet, which is in turn attached to a somewhat savage shredder, to uncover this week’s favourite shreds across our fine country. Another week done and dusted, another huge sack of shredded paper heading off to the recycling bin, Snapfax fans.
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